Unlike the names in this McSweeney's list, all of the below exist.
- Headz Ain’t Ready, Jackson Heights, New York
- Bushwacker, Houston, Texas
- The Hairy Elephant, Ballwin, Missouri
- Haffner’s Vacuums, Sioux Falls, South Dakota
- Rusty Razor, Billings, Montana
- New Heads on the Block, Salem, Massachusetts
- Headonizm, London, England
- The Hair Force, Box Elder, South Dakota
- Chainsaw Massacre Salon, Victoria, Australia
- Hair We Are, Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
- Curl Up and Dye, Las Vegas, Nevada
- Hirsute, Rochester, New York
- Cut the Crap, Amsterdam, Netherlands
- Scissors of Oz, Millville, New Jersey
- Bouffant Daddy, St. Louis, Missouri
- Anita Barber, Abilene, Texas
- Sunny & Shears, Warwick, Rhode Island
- Best Head, Rolling Meadows, Illinois
- 911 Hair Salon, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
- Blood, Sweat & Shears, West Palm Beach, Florida